I was born along the Great Salt Lake. I grew up along the Puget Sound. I went to school along the Green River. I wrote a novel in a bookstore in Paris—it was shit. I slept in a cemetery in Berlin—it was shit. I married a Dane in Las Vegas. I got divorced in Copenhagen. I made two replicas of myself—both with better hair. I write stories about other people. I paint pictures to deal with my mental illness.

I like hot sauce. I do not like mayonnaise.